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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  

4. The Italians drink a lot of red  wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.   

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  

CONCLUSION   Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!