Just Enough




An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I'm 96' said the old man.

'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough
so I don't **** on my slippers.'

RachelR RachelR
26-30, F
2 Responses Jul 13, 2009

I'm baffled with the direction of this conversation.

Oh this is great-lol