The 15 Commandments

Moses went to the Arabs and said, "I have fifteen commandments for you that will make your lives better.” 

"Fifteen commandments ...?"  The Arabs asked, "What are commandments?"

"They are rules for living."  Said Moses.
 

"Can you give us an example?"  One of the Arabs asked.

"Thou shall not kill."  Moses replied.
 

"Not kill!  We're not interested."

He then went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
 

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Moses said, "Honour thy Father and thy Mother."
 

"Father, we don't know who our fathers are.  We're not interested."

Awhile later he came upon some Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
 

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and Moses said, "Thou shall not steal."
 

"Not steal!  We're not interested."
 

During his travels he came upon some French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example, and Moses said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery!?"  We're not interested.
 

Totally frustrated, he went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
 

"Commandments? They said.  "How much are they?"
 

"They're free."  Said Moses.
"Great!  We'll take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody.