Trained Rabbits

One day a rabbit managed to burrow under a chain-link fence and break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.  As he scurried away from the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the firsyt time in his life.  "WOW, this is great" he thought.  It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it, he was a wonderful sight; lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey", he called, "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped.  Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes, Come join us" they cried.
The rabbit hopped over to them and started eating grass.  It tasted so good!  "What else do wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well" one of them said, "See that field there?  It's got carrots growing there and we dig them up and eat them."
The newly free bunny was ecstatic.  He spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots.  They were wonderful.  Later, he asked "What else do you do?"
"See that field there?" one queried, "It's got lettuce growing  in it.  We eat the lettuce as well."
The lettuce tasted just as delicious and the bunny returned a while later completely full.  "Is there anything else you guys do besides eat?" he asked.
One of the rabbits came close to him and speaking softly said "There one other thing you must try.  You see those rabbits there?" he said, pointing "They are girl rabbits.  We have *** with them.  Go and try it!"
The newly freed rabbit spent the rest of the morning ****ing his little heart out and then staggered back to the guys.  "That was fantastic!" he panted.
"So, are you going to stay her and live with us, then?"  one of the rabbits asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time, but I can't"
The wild rabbits all stared at him, more than a bit surprised. "Why?  We thought you liked it here!"
"I do," he replied, "But i have to get back to the laboratory.  I'm DYING for a cigarette."

 


 

OrionsSword OrionsSword
56-60, M
1 Response Feb 9, 2010

good one. He sounds like a wild hare.