An Alternative Medical Dictionary:

   1.  Artery - The study of paintings.
   2. Barium - What Doctors do when patients die.
   3. Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.
   4. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
   5. Colic - A sheep dog.
   6. Dilate - To live long.
   7. Enema - Not a friend.
   8. Fibula - A small lie.
   9. Genital - Not a Jew.
  10. Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
  11. Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
  12. Morbid - A higher offer. funny medical terms
  13. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
  14. Node - Was aware of.
  15. Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
  16. Post Operative - Letter carrier.
  17. Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
  18. Seizure - Roman Emperor.
  19. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
  20. Urine - Opposite of 'you're out'.

 

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1 Response Feb 11, 2010

LOL...Great list, 3spn:)