Never Lie To Kids
This kid catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
the kid says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning!!."
labrynth 22-25, M 0 Feb 22, 2010