A Short Love Story

A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........   'Ma'am,



 I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'



 

 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.



 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own ******* blanket.'



 



 After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.



The End

newdaydogEP newdaydogEP
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3 Responses Feb 22, 2010

i am crying laughing

I just busted out laughing

THAT...IS HIIIIILARIOUS