What Would You Do?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when
you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your
perfect mate again.


YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS......................

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would
stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'  

HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her
out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital
visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car,
then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



God, I just love happy endings!
MiaMyopic MiaMyopic
22-25, F
4 Responses Feb 22, 2010

lol this is cleverrr!

How dare you acuse thee!!! :P

Awww mercy killing for the elderly... I refuse to leave my great gran in your care lmao

That is quite clever!