The Broken Lawn Mower:

 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife

> kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had

> something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf…


> Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way

> to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the

> tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors…


> I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone

> only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said,


> 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp



dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
Feb 23, 2010