After several hours of imbibing at the local bar, A drunk staggered out and observed another over served man sitting on the curb, sobbingly uncontrollably.
Moved by this display of emotion by a fellow drunk, the first man stopped for a moment and then sat down beside him hoping in some way to console him.
"Whats wrong , fella?" said the first drunk.
" Well , you know about two or three hours ago my wife and I started out for an afternoon of pleasurable drinking and we wound up drinking in this place.. " Pausing to momentarily to compose himself, he began again,
" Well!, after the first two hours I ran out of money and in desperation I sold my wife and her virtue to another man for $50.00".
"Wow!, say no more, " said the first drunk. " I now completely understand your grief. You have suddenly realized that what you have done is a truly despicable act and you are now suffering overwhelming guilt over it"
"Nope' said the second drunk while still wracking with sobs, ,"" I think you have it all wrong. I am just crying because I am thirsty again and I can't find her!""