Why You Never Question A Drunk.....

I got this in an email this morning ...

 

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.....



    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:



    A half-gallon of 2% milk

    A carton of eggs

    A quart of orange juice

    A head of lettuce

    A 2 lb. can of coffee

    A 1 lb.. package of bacon



    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

    standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the

    cashier.. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk

    calmly stated, 'You must be single.'



    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the

    derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I

    looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly

    unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my

    marital status...



    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct .

    But how on earth did you know that?'









    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly

dasmuggler dasmuggler
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1 Response Feb 24, 2010

Ha ha ha!! I was expecting a deep logical drunken answer!! Thanks for sharing :)