Lady's Yearly Exam..


I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.  

The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you  weigh?" she asked.
"135 lbs," I said. The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180 lbs.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
 "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
 was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a *****.

Lonelydancer Lonelydancer
31-35, F
2 Responses Feb 25, 2010

Glad you liked it :)