Frigid Wives

Two men were discussing how frigid and sexless their marriages were.

One said that his wife was so frigid that if he put water in a zip lock bag and placed it beside her in bed, that the next morning the bag would contain ice.

"That is nothing compared to my wife," replied the other, "when my wife does spread her legs, the furnace kicks in!"

Afraga8 Afraga8
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2 Responses Feb 26, 2010

Great, Por Favor, but my gril friend is so cold that polar bears freeze in her presence.

my wife is so cold, I call her CryoJennik