Another Good Story For Those Of Us Who Are Aging, But Not Getting Old

A Little Something to Smile About

After retiring, a man went to a government office to apply for his pension.

The woman behind the counter asked for a drivers licence to verify his age. The man then realised he'd left his wallet at home and told the woman he was sorry, but he'd have to go home and return later.

But the woman said, "Unbuttom your shirt." He did as he was told, revealing a chest of curly silver hair. That silver hair is proof enough to me," and duly processed his application.

When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the government office.

Unimpressed, his wife said, "You should have dropped your pants. She might have given you a disability pension too."

After retiring, a man went to a government office to apply for his pension.

The woman behind the counter asked for a drivers licence to verify his age. The man then realised he'd left his wallet at home and told the woman he was sorry, but he'd have to go home and return later.

But the woman said, "Unbuttom your shirt." He did as he was told, revealing a chest of curly silver hair. That silver hair is proof enough to me," and duly processed his application.

When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the government office.

Unimpressed, his wife said, "You should have dropped your pants. She might have given you a disability pension too."

risenphoenix risenphoenix
70+, M
2 Responses Mar 3, 2010

candygurl...that may be true, but unfortunately it does happen to some. I'm glad it hasn't happened to me.<br />
Although, I may not be as good as I once was. I'm as good once, as I ever was.

ha, his wife is a total biatch for saying that!