And God Created Dog...


          Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you

          walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We

          are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember

          how much you love us.'

          And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be

          with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so

          that you will love me even when you cannot see me.

          Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may

          be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will

          love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

          And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

          And it was a good animal

          And God was pleased.

          And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and

          he wagged his tail

          And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals

          in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new


          And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a

          reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection

          of my own name, and you will call him DOG..'


          And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them

          and loved them.

          And they were comforted

          And God was pleased.

          And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

          After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the

          Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with

          pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe

          they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them

          that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

          And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be

          with them and who will see them as they are. The companion

          will remind them of their limitations, so they will know

          that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

          And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


          And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed

          into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the

          supreme beings.


          And Adam and Eve learned humility.

          And they were greatly improved.


          And God was pleased . . . . . .

          And Dog was happy. . . . .



          And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other...


dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Mar 6, 2010

HILAROUS!!! My mom has a dog who worships my mom's existence and the very ground she steps on. Whenever my mom returns from being away for over 5 minutes, her little dog will throw a grand reception party for my mom. Adorable!!<br />
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My husband and I have two cats. We could be gone for a days, and one of them will give us dirty looks when we come back. That is, if she acknowledges that we have returned!! The other cat is adorable and sweet but will never compare to my mom's dog <br />
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I ♥ My Cats >^..^<<br />
My Cats don't care :'(<br />
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Ha ha ha! :)