Gentle Thoughts For Today

 

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.  


If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble....

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.  For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs….'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

 

  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.  Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

  • Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.  Today, it's called golf.

    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . .. . . AMEN!

    RichieRich78 RichieRich78
    51-55, M
    7 Responses Mar 11, 2010

    @ GivenTake (BTW-great user namer) Same as my 16 year old daughter. Geometrty Honors no less....We can feel your pain!

    "When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra."<br />
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    For me it was Geometry - good one : )

    Good question, frightening, but good question.......

    IRS was a good one and oh-so-true!

    Hahaha theIRS lol

    I liked these too. The one about why kids have middle names .... that's also why my dogs have middle names ! lol And all those about keeping your mouth shut so you don't say the wrong thing ... that is just soooooo me ! Well, except I haven't learned to shut up yet ... lol.

    i loved them all. thanks<br />
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    this si the one i liked the most though it is so true in my case. lol<br />
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    If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.