Guts Or Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts

or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?  In an effort

to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:


   GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


   BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and

having the balls to say, "You're next, Chubby."


   I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

   Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

   Both result in death. 


noshadow noshadow
61-65, M
1 Response Mar 16, 2010

thats hilarious.... I would KILL my husband for saying both. I literally mean kicking him out the house!!!