Spanish Lesson..



14 Mexican "Words of the Day"



 



1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

           



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.



 



3. *Shoulder*


My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.


4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm @!



5. *Herpes



Me and my fren ordered pizza.  I got my piece and she got herpes.



6. *July*



Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!  Julyer!



7. *Rectum*                               



I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*



I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*     



We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair



10.  *Chicken Wing*        



My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*        



My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.



12. *Bishop*



My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.



13. *Body wash*        



I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.



14.  *Budweiser*

That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

noshadow noshadow
61-65, M
1 Response Mar 16, 2010

Extremely clever - love it! No offence to any mexicans but If you say them in a spanish accent its easier to understand what they mean.