Spanish Lesson..

14 Mexican "Words of the Day"


1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.


2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm @!

5. *Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza.  I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum*                               

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*     

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10.  *Chicken Wing*        

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*        

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*        

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14.  *Budweiser*

That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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1 Response Mar 16, 2010

Extremely clever - love it! No offence to any mexicans but If you say them in a spanish accent its easier to understand what they mean.