Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the

formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called:

the  United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts 

about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken..

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in  Afghanistan to be over by Friday!

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter. 


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Mar 16, 2010