A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"

"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
jml2000 jml2000
61-65, M
2 Responses Aug 23, 2014

LOL!!

"Mom! Can I have $5? I have been good!"
"Yeah? Try being like your dad. Good for nothing!"