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New Boots




An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. 



Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.  



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" 



Margaret looked him over. "Nope."  



Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.  



Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" 



Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?  It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."  



Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" 



"Nope.  Not a clue", she replied.  



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"  



Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."



BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia 41-45, M 17 Responses May 12, 2010

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(Joke drive-by) I'm completely lost, but I'm making great time!

I wanter what you would purchase to get it staight out?

I know this fits many peoples sense of humor. lol

Including mine.

lol that was a good one...

I told ya they would laugh Sage. : )

I told this joke to my parents and they loved it! They're gonna tell it to their friends. And I give you major props.

You are so welcome - just keep them coming!!

Glad I could share a smile BCBoomer58.

Just found both your jokes Blue, the most recent ones anyway. LMAO!!!! I love jokes. I always forget them and it makes me crazy, but because of you I just got to have a good belly laugh!!

Lmao !!! Ok now that is a funny joke Blue

I think he would like this one Sage.

If he doesn't tell him blue told you to tell him. lol

That rocks! I wonder if I should tell it to my dad? I always want to tell him jokes, but I worry they may be too risky.

Notice anything different about me Marji? lol

I'm going to go buy a hat.

good one

LOL!



This is a great one

Thats a a good one.