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Road Rage

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy

boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

 

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he

could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the

intersection.

 

The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in

frustration as she missed her chance to get through the

intersection. As she was still in mid-rant and fully using

obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the

face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to

exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station

where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in

a holding cell.

 

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened

the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the

arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

 

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up

behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the

guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed

the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'

bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker,

and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the trunk.

 

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

 

 

Priceless

 

Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 21, 2007

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Yep - very cute .

Loved it...can be so true

NOW THAT IS A JOKE WORTH READING. SORRY TO SAY IT IS SO OFTEN TRUE!<br />
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We all fail from day to day to live up to our ambitions!<br />
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Forgive others that you may be forgiven.

LMAO!!! I love it!!!

I thought it was hysterical....:)

That was GREAT!!!