were all sitting together, a cozy family get together, rare.... were actually having chinese food. a special occasion because my parents are strict and besides they wont deliver here, we have to go 8 miles to pick it up. anyways all are happy after filling our faces. time to hand out fortune cookies. we read them, naturally one at a time and listen to the oriental wisdom. my older brother opens his and says "how does a french woman hold her liquor?" my dads jaw hit the floor and he reached to grab it from my brothers hand then they both start laughing.