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I Didnt Get It

By: clarkee
Written on December 2nd, 2010
were all sitting together, a cozy family get together, rare.... were actually having chinese food. a special occasion because my parents are strict and besides they wont deliver here, we have to go 8 miles to pick it up. anyways all are happy after filling our faces. time to hand out fortune cookies. we read them, naturally one at a time and listen to the oriental wisdom. my older brother opens his and says "how does a french woman hold her liquor?" my dads jaw hit the floor and he reached to grab it from my brothers hand then they both start laughing.
By: clarkee
Age: 51-55 , Female
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6 responses
  • hotmra
    hotmra

    If you are using "like her", its hands behind the head

    Apr 22, 2011
    2 likes
  • imtelin2
    imtelin2

    ..and that's not how you spell it anyway. :]

    Apr 19, 2011
    2 likes
  • imtelin2
    imtelin2

    By his ears, of course.. (I'll TOTALLY understand if you censor this one)'

    Apr 19, 2011
    2 likes
  • hotmra
    hotmra

    In a bottle of course, what wrong with that?

    Mar 15, 2011
    2 likes
  • clarkee
    clarkee

    i hope i didnt offend anyone. every time ive told that story people have laughed unless they dont get it. my family is funny. luv ya dex.

    Jan 21, 2011
    2 likes
  • amberdextrous
    amberdextrous

    Hahaha! Not exactly a family-friendly joke that one, clarkee! I hope you "got it" eventually!

    Dec 13, 2010
    2 likes