Before And After Marriage

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfirend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love YOU." Then we made love all night long
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didnt say a word, but we had wild s*x all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "Whats for dinner, Batman?"
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7 Responses Oct 1, 2011

Very funny! LOL!

lol. Good one. Glad to see that my husband and I are still at the "engaged" stage after 30+ years of marriage! :)

That says something ablout marriage. HAHAHA


hahahah omfg cant stop laughing :D

well that was funny

Nice :)