Baby, Don't Tease Me....

old woman is in front of the judge.

she tells her story:

i was on the front porch.
A young man sat down beside me.
I felt his hand on my thigh.

judge asks: did you tell him to stop?
old lady answers, "Hell no, I was enjoying it. Been about 30 years since anyone's touched me like that since my Ernie died."

resumes story...
then i felt his hands all over my body.

judge asks: did you tell him to stop?
answer: No way. It was wonderful. I felt alive and good and I didn't want it to stop!

resumes story...
then the young man stopped and said, "April Fools', so I let him have it with my 22.

....leading me on like that.....
Blogettina Blogettina
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2 Responses Aug 3, 2012

twister....hehe..good one