Fireman Costume

Man goes to a fancy dress party, wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks "What are you?"

He says "I'm a fireman"

"But you're only wearing a glass jar?",

says the woman


"In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can"

he replies.
CazieM CazieM
36-40, F
4 Responses Aug 30, 2012


A riddle: what's the difference between a bottle and a woman?
Ans:one u fill up and then cork , the other u **** then fill up

lol. That's a great one. Thanks. :))