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A Joke^.^

Guy walks in a store an goes to get some milk as soon as he gets there
A woman with her back turned say i just want u to no i been liking u for a long time i think u have a nice figure
The guy says thank dont no u but u look good
The woman put her hand on her ear an says hold on some a***hole is talking to me
The man walks away
The man is waiting in line
The woman is behind him
The woman say sorry for wat i ced earlier i still like you tho can u forgive me
The man turns around an says sure i cn never b mad at a pretty face
The woman put her hand on her ear an says hold on some a**hole is talking to me again
The man leaves the milk an walk out the store
The guy goes to the bus stop an waits for the bus
The woman puts her things in her car an she gets in her car an pulls off she is in the turning lane by the bus an she says sorry for wat happen in the store
The man says nothing
the woman then says do u need a ride an the guy says ok
The guy opens the car door
The woman put her hand on her ear an says hold on some a**hole. Just opened my door........lOl i hope you like it :-) i got more jokes
darkangel18 darkangel18 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 21, 2013

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a nun i a new modern style nuns habit wants to visit st peters but a papal guard won't let her in,
"sorry sister, they are electing a new pope in there"
" let me in to this church, i am a nun, i have a divine right."
"you have a divine left too sister, but your'e still not going in"