Funny Ultimate Truths:1. Whenever i find the Key to Success, someone changes the lock.
2. The road to success is always under Construction
3. In order to get a loan, You first need to Prove that you don't need it
4. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or Married ;)
5. Once you have bought something, you will find the same Item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate