I Love Jokes
A grandfather was taking his grandson fishing one day. While driving to the lake the grandfather grabbed a beer out of the cooler and popped the top. Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?"
Grandpa: "Well, let me ask you a question first. If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down is it long enough to touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Well you can't have any of grandpa's beer until your old enough that it will." A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up.
Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?"
Grandpa: "Well, i'll ask you again. If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down is it long enough to touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Like I said before, you can't have any of grandpa's cigar either until you are old enough that it will." A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie.
Grandpa: "Hey boy, are those some of your grandma's home baked cookies?"
Grandson: "Yes sir" Grandpa: "I sure love grandma's cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry."
Grandson: "If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down will it touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandpa: "It sure does."
Grandson: "Good, because you can go f-u-c-k yourself, these are my cookies."
Grandpa: "Well, let me ask you a question first. If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down is it long enough to touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Well you can't have any of grandpa's beer until your old enough that it will." A little while later, grandpa takes out a cigar and lights it up.
Grandson: "Grandpa, grandpa, can I taste your cigar?"
Grandpa: "Well, i'll ask you again. If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down is it long enough to touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandson: "No sir" Grandpa: "Like I said before, you can't have any of grandpa's cigar either until you are old enough that it will." A few miles later, the grandson reaches in his pocket and pulls out some cookies in a ziplock baggie.
Grandpa: "Hey boy, are those some of your grandma's home baked cookies?"
Grandson: "Yes sir" Grandpa: "I sure love grandma's cookies, let me have a couple of those, grandpa sure is hungry."
Grandson: "If you pull your p-e-c-k-e-r down will it touch your a-s-s-h-o-l-e?"
Grandpa: "It sure does."
Grandson: "Good, because you can go f-u-c-k yourself, these are my cookies."
By:
Vision2Fly
Age:
26-30
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Male
