I Love Jokes
A rich Arab was having a party. Everyone was gathered around his pool, drinking, laughing, and having fun. Just to be extra flash, he had sharks swimming in the pool !! Anyway the party seemed to be dying down, and he thought he would try to liven it up. He announced to the crowd, listen up!! The first person to swim across the pool, I will give $20 thousand dollars.....No takers !! alright then, the first person to swim across the pool, I will give $20 thousand dollars,and my Rolls Royce,.....no takers !!! He was there with his 6 wives,and said alright then $20 thousand dollars, my Rolls Royce,and the choice of any **** he wants, gesturing to his wives. Suddenly there was an almighty spash, It was Paddy,he swum like hell, the sharks taking chunks out of him. As he was pulled out of the other side, bleeding and exhausted, the Arab said, well done Paddy,what **** do you want,.....Paddy replied.......I want the **** that pushed me in !!!!