I have just returned from a psychic convention in New Zealand where about 1000 people attended. One psychic stood at the front of the stage and asked " stand up if you have ever seen a ghost". And about 200 people stood up. "OK, now stand up if you have ever talked to a ghost " and about 15 people stood up." mmm ok, now stand up if you have ever had sex with a ghost. One man right up the back stood up yelling " I have , I have, I have". "Realy" said the psychic on stage " you have actually had sex with a ghost ". "Oh, sorry" said the man at the back. " I thought you said goat ".