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Ghosts

I have just returned from a psychic convention in New Zealand where about 1000 people attended. One psychic stood at the front of the stage and asked " stand up if you have ever seen a ghost". And about 200 people stood up. "OK, now stand up if you have ever talked to a ghost " and about 15 people stood up." mmm ok, now stand up if you have ever had sex with a ghost. One man right up the back stood up yelling " I have , I have, I have". "Realy" said the psychic on stage " you have actually had sex with a ghost ". "Oh, sorry" said the man at the back. " I thought you said goat ". 

essendon essendon 46-50, M 10 Responses Sep 22, 2009

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I have seen him on here. He has gum boots on and a cup in one hand.

that wasn't a sheep it was me, and i've been lookin for that bastard.

tehehehehehe

australian.

That fella must have been a tourist, we have sheep in NZ.

Ohhhh Gawwwwwwwwwdddddddd....<br />
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I'm still laughing......

I'v never been to N Z.

Rofl thanks E I needed that

Nice!! Okay I got a joke for you. A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300.00 mountain bike.<br />
"How'd you get that, son?"<br />
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"By hiking."<br />
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"Hiking?"<br />
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"Yeah, every night while you were gone, mom's boss came over and gave me $20.00 to take a hike."<br />
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If you wanna hear more just let me know.

Oh Fuckkkkk!!! Ma's in TROUBLEEEEEE

ROFL!