86 Year Old Husband, 20 Year Old Pregnant Wife And A Beaver......

  I dont know if this one has went around EP but I had to post it. I love my aunt she sends me the best jokes =] 

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... 
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 
"So what do you think about that Doc?" 

The doctor considered his question for a minute and 
then began to tell a story. 

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter 
and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting. 

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." 

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. 

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.  
"Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , 
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

coleymarie coleymarie
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3 Responses Dec 14, 2009

LOL hilarious! <br />
I love jokes, thanks!

Here about the 86yr old man gets all dappered up and hit a singles bar. He sees an 86yr old women sitting at the bar, so he walks up to her and says "So tell me..Do I come here often" :)

Hahaha! We have a lot of snow here lately so my friend informed me: Driving on ice is like having sex doggie-style, one slip and you could really **** up someone's rear end!