Karaoke

Karaoke,
Love it,
The fun,
Tryin’ to sing,
Yes sing in tune,
The laughs,
Applause,
It’s just great.
startinover1 startinover1
46-50
1 Response May 25, 2012

I'm an ex-pro mimic & have sung in 3000+ karaokes - mainly to find & encourage really good singers with the potential to make it big<br />
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Mr Versatile: Man Of 1000 Voices is in BBC TV's The Voice 2013, doing all voices on Various Artists version of Perfect Day - with comedy voices in the instruMENTAL<br />
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Last voice is Tom Jones<br />
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He'll spin round & say, "Hey, boyo: you sound more like me than I do, init? Welcome to Team Tom!"<br />
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This will make ya laugh too ...<br />
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The recent spate of TV talent show finals inspired the funniest dream<br />
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I saw karaoke groupies decide to form a team of fab female physios with sexy low cut tops, emblazoned with provocative mottos<br />
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"Sore throat? Want one? Stick your neck out for me!""<br />
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"Chin up: I'm very PC - a very Practical Choker!"<br />
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"We have a pressing appointment .. my thrusting thumbs .. & your soft throat!"<br />
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"Do I take your breath clean away? Well .. can I do it right now?"<br />
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"Do I leave you totally breathless? Well .. can I do it right now?"<br />
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"Your tie looks untidy .. way too loose .. can I fix it for ya? .. Good & proper?"<br />
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"Need scissors? Put your soft lil' neck between my strong powerful thighs!"