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Posted by journeyfulloflaughter

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In the episode "roger ebert should lay off the fatty foods", mr garrison teaches the class about haiku: "a haiku," he says, "is just like a normal american poem, except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid."

kyle submits two off the cuff haiku, both about cartman:

1)

fat *ss cartman was

not on the school bus today

what a big fat t*rd.

2)

*ss full of pork fat

jiggles like a jello mold

mouth is flapping too.

 

 

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Posted on January 12th, 2008 at 1:50PM

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  1. Anonymous

    Posted by BookNerd on Jan 13th, 2008 at 1:01PM

    LOL!

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  2. Anonymous

    Posted by journeyfulloflaughter on Mar 8th, 2008 at 12:56PM

    it's also cute how they count the syllables on their fingers (which, i must confess, i do as well)

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  3. Anonymous

    Posted by mzdivine on Feb 8th, 2009 at 7:30PM

    Thank you for reminding me! ....South Park is on tonight!

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