Nipple TeaseLast summer, we had some some wooden flooring fitted in our livingroom.
It was a Saturday morning, and my wife had gone to supermarket and the bank, to pay for the work.
When she left, I placed half a dozen photos of her naked, and in various sexual positions, under the fireside rug.
As the workmen set about their task, I made the excuse of having run out of milk and was popping out to the local shop for 10 minutes.
I knew the first thing they would do was lift the fireside rug and alongside an old newspaper, come across the photos of my naked wife.
I closed the front door and watched, as they discovered the pics and went slowly through them all, examining them carefully and commenting on her **** and *****.
There was even one I took where she was fingering herself to an ******!
When I "arrived back", I made a noise to alert them, and shouted, from thekitchen, how they liked their coffee.
When I took the coffee through to the livingroom, the photos had been carefully placed inside the folded newspaper and put on a corner table.
Nothing was said.
But I knew that, on cue, Chris would arrive home with the groceries and money to pay the men.
Because it was a summer's day, all she had on ,covering her always braless 36d ****, was a flimsy t-shirt, with her nipples poking through like two pebbles.
The men stared, in the knowledge that they had just seen explicit pictures of my naked wife. She was blissfully unaware, and bent over several times to inspect their work, often exposing her braless **** and nipples, as they watched, and I was in heaven with my little secret.
When I saw them to the door, we thanked each other and shook hands, when one of the men smiled and said: "You might want to remove that newspaper from the table..before your wife sees what's inside it!"
I just acted ignorant and wished them a good afternoon!
I bet they had plenty to talk about with their mates down the pub later on!