All Sorts, Too! :P

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend! - Kung fu Panda

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" - Gone with the Wind

I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat. .  - Dane Cook in Mystery Men

We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being. - Brad Pitt in Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is you die. - Brad Pitt in Mr. & Mrs. Smith

MortCheval MortCheval
18-21, F
1 Response Mar 16, 2010

I liked the last one , you talk , we listen, no pain.................