I Just Got My First Jack Rabbit!
I LOVE having money! Well, I gotta pay it back, with interest in four years... But right now I am loving it. I have basically been getting myself little things I've been wanting. One of those things was a new vibrator, a Jack Rabbit. I've wanted one for five or six years. Today I received two!
It was supposed to be one, but I accidentally put two in the shopping cart. Oh well, I got a spare!
**No, I do not want to have sex with you and your wife. No, I do not want you to use it on me. No, you may not watch me use it. Mess with me about sex and I'll send my fiance after you.**