Office Supply Stores Are My Drug!!
Who needs illegal drugs like crack & stuff? Staples, Office Depot & Office Max are the only high I need!!! My head spins when I see allllll those packs of pens and notebooks and binders and nifty files of all sizes & shapes & styles....and....excuse me I need a moment. AND BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON....HOLD ME BACK!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting sweaty palms just thinking about it. WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS.....I NEED A FIX!!!!!