They're Funny As All Hell...

Because they're having their second childhood and enjoying the **** out of it..! GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO GRANNY GO!!!

( THE FOLLOWING I FOUND BY ACCIDENT AND IT LEAD ME TO THIS IDEA...MY MUM AND I LAUGH OUR HEADS OFF)

I AM MOT THE AUTHOR OF THE FOLLOWING , BUT MUM AND I HAVE SIMILAR THOUGHTS...

  Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50 , or even nowhere near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. 



Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 



1. A nose ring and bifocals 

2. Spiked hair and bald spots 

3. A pierced tongue and dentures 

4. Miniskirts and support hose 

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 

6. Speedos and cellulite 

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 

10. Bikinis and liver spots 

11. Short shorts and varicose veins 

12. Inline skates and a walker 



And last, but not least...my personal favorite: 



13. Thongs and Depends

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...BTW , MUM'S RINGTONE...DONTCHA -PUSSYCAT DOLLS...HEEHEEHEEHEE!

 

SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
36-40, F
Feb 14, 2010