Old People Joke

 A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a ***** count. The Dr. gave
him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a ***** sample
tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this. ..

"First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing.

"We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it
between
 her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried,
with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open."

ichooselife ichooselife
36-40, F
3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

Yipee !!! .. Done it Arlene from next door did the trick

Ha Ha .. Just my kind of luck too !!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That is a good one!