CommercialsI wonder if today any clueless radio listener ever believes outdated commercials imbedded in old radio shows are still relevant :-D
1) "Well, sir, we don't have Lin-X floor polish, but we do sell these other brands" ... (man starts stamping his feet) "Well the guy on the radio SAID TO ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!"
2) (customer in auto parts store looking at batteries:) "I don't remember the brand, but they said to ask for the one that never needs water". To this the salesperson replies "I don't know. That would pretty much be all of them"