Addicted...our Lives Unmanageable

  The waffle saga continues with me and Honey, my Pit Bull.  Honey and I have become addicted to waffles. Not just waffles, but waffles with real butter and 100% pure Maple Syrup. We eat them morning and evening, and wake up at night and eat. Honey no longer lays peacefully by the table, but her addiction has made her a different Pit.  She stands on all fours, tail furiously wagging waiting for her waffle. Not only does she devour her waffle, lick every drop of maple syrup and butter off the plate, she then wants mine. So I eat fast, hoping to get at least done with 1 1/2 waffles before she is finished. So with half a waffle left, I give her 1/4 and I eat the remaining 1/4. I decided to only eat waffles once a month. Honey and I will no doubt go through some withdrawals, and seek a power greater than ourselves, God, to deliver us from gluttony and wanton indulgence.  

PITeefulLife PITeefulLife
51-55, M
Mar 4, 2010