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I Like To Tease Pizza Men

I highly recommend this activity for a number of reasons.
1. Pizza men are almost always men. So you know what gender you're dealing with
2. Pizza men are almost always bored.
3. Pizza men are almost always a bit stressed. They get yelled at alot if they don't make timely deliveries. Nice to surprise them.
4. Pizza men are many times young. So they will react, they aren't all old and wise to the ways of the tease.
5. Pizza men don't care that much. They aren't going to call you 20 times between 2- 3 am crying about being a victim to your flirtation.
6. Pizza is good.

7exy 7exy 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 15, 2012

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Yes I would of thought it was fun. I am sure for a few minutes I would of thought she likes me but then i would relize you were just having fun. Then I would have fun and enjoy it everytime you ordered pizza.

Ha! I tend to flirt with pizza guys too!

yes!!

I never had any thing like tis happen to me when i used to deliver pizza:(

Would you of found it amusing?

Love that! How do you tease them?

I just dress nice- not like a hoe... and put on super sexy make up - like Victorias Secret.. not like a raccoon. Do my hair and I go down there and smile really big and pretend like every thing they say is magically funny.. Basically I make them feel like a million bucks then leave. Making people feel good makes me feel good. and they have no idea what I am up to AT ALL. They almost always fall for it. When they don't I just eat my pizza in glam. So I feel good anyways.