I Love Hoops!

I have been playing BBall for most my life, organized and pickup at the park. I bring my lunch pail because I love work under the basket blocking shots and snagging rebounds like Charles Barkley. I don't play any of the sissy S*** you see in college basketball either. I have been elbowed, kneed, slammed to the ground, eyes poked, mouth busted and feet trampled and never once been fouled. I can knock down jumpers and the three when necessary. Bring your street baller movers and I will embarrass you. If my team relies on me to dribble and distribute then we are going to loose. I can dribble and pass but I am a forward not a guard. Is it the shoes?