I had another muddy experience recently. Not as full on as being dropped into a massive tank, but still quite fun. I was having a walk with my friend and her dog. We found ourselves having to cross a really wet area at the bottom of a footpath. My friend was fine as she had wellingtons, but I only had lightweight slip on loafers on. I started to pick my way across the muddy area and was doing OK, but suddenly my right foot sank right in! As I took the weight off it my left foot disappeared too! When I continued, my shoes stayed behind in the mud! I pulled them out and sploshed through what was now calf deep mud in my socks. When I hit dry land I tried to scrape the ooze off my socks, but they were covered. I put my shoes back on and continued, feeling pleased that my socks were black and not white! I actually like mud, but if I'd known in advance I'd have worn old stuff and maybe splashed around some more.