Reasons Why Wives Should Let Their Husbands Play Videogames

1. Your husband is at home and not at the bar.
2. Your husband is using his wrist for something other than ************.
3. Your husband will win something, even if it is not something real.
4. Your husband can get his "sports car fix" without buying one for his midlife crisis.
5. Your husband can hit targets without buying more guns.
6. Your husband won't be watching **** on the family computer.
7. Your husband can practice his dance moves without embarrassing you in public.
8. Your husband will have something to do when you hide the remote.
9. Your husband can play with his friends without the words "touch" and "football".
10. Your husband can become a wizard and vanish from your sight.
kudzu41999 kudzu41999
41-45, M
1 Response Dec 8, 2012

Hahaha.