The little buggers squirm too much

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
23 Responses Feb 21, 2009

and no one crushes on melting ice cream trucks<br />
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now I'm depressed

A melted ice cream truck does not look like Dr. House. There is no cloning here.


You're Speechless?!? What happened to Speechless?!

suddenly I'm speechless....<br />
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medicated but speechless

I've heard he porks Kittens also. Don't ask how I know this.

Once you smack em you don't want to touch them<br />
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Man are the meds sooooo kicking in right now

So if you can prok a Leprechan...Then you nust have one tennie...tinnie...wiennie....hehehehe<br />
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Now you have gone and done it...>Got my back on wiennies again

come on elf I smack smurfs with hammers not elves. And I only pork leprechauns on st patty's day<br />
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relax<br />
Now gremlins on the other hand...

You know when you smack a smurf with a hammer you can see just how much corn they eat

Ether, you kill smurfs, too?! Damn. I'm staying away from you.

That would so be not be enough pot if you had to hide it in a smurf <BR><BR>now crack on the other hand....

Try using ether on them. I do.

Speechless, that was flippin' brilliant. I'm having turducken for dinner tomorrow!!

this is a hoot for sure!

Leprechauns with "toys" and pot eating happy meals and getting porked<br />
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already sounds like a nightmare if you ask me

I'm going to need some really strong meds. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

only with the right seasoning

Pork? I heard they taste like chicken.

after the other story tonight, you are going to need a perscription

Can I have some?

I'm on meds, I won't try to explain anyone else

What is wrong with all of us tonight? Leprechauns, sex with my mom who might have smoked pot tonight, smurf smuggling.....I'm scared and want my mommy. <br />
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Don't even think about it.