I Love Quotes
"Stop dying at once, and when you get up, get your bloody hair cut."- Alfred Wintle. The guy he said this to did, infact, survive.
Another military one, an officer cadet at Sandhurst arrives in the memorial chapel, late, and still wearing headdress, to have the following bellowed at him at 200 decibels: "TAKE YOUR HAT OFF IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD, YOU C*NT!" Despite the profanity, it makes me laugh every time.
From the art of war, "But if we swap the medical supplies for coke, how will the sick people get well?"
I don't know who said this one, but "Nothing is quite as impermanent as feeling" is one I've often said in my head when I feel bad.
Finally, said by a friend, "I can't believe I'm comparing c*ck size with a girl, and I'm losing!".
Perhaps they're not the most enlightening quotes ever spoken, but to me, they are some of my favorites. I'm sure there must be more, but for now that is all I can think of. I might add more in the future.
Another military one, an officer cadet at Sandhurst arrives in the memorial chapel, late, and still wearing headdress, to have the following bellowed at him at 200 decibels: "TAKE YOUR HAT OFF IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD, YOU C*NT!" Despite the profanity, it makes me laugh every time.
From the art of war, "But if we swap the medical supplies for coke, how will the sick people get well?"
I don't know who said this one, but "Nothing is quite as impermanent as feeling" is one I've often said in my head when I feel bad.
Finally, said by a friend, "I can't believe I'm comparing c*ck size with a girl, and I'm losing!".
Perhaps they're not the most enlightening quotes ever spoken, but to me, they are some of my favorites. I'm sure there must be more, but for now that is all I can think of. I might add more in the future.
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Squishyable
Age:
18-21
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