I Saw Mommy Doing What?

I saw mommy doing Santa Claus, underneath the xmas tree last night...

retiredfather retiredfather
61-65, M
12 Responses Mar 24, 2009

i won't be

Wait til u read the "Twelve Days of Divorce Court."

you all need a new sese of humor


I love this R rated Christmas carol! I saw mommy doing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas Tree last night...<br />
LOL! I Love it! ^_^

and he knows when your awake....

Careful. He sees you when your sleeping.

If you take the "job" out of ********, doesn't that mean it blows?...DD

Sorry. Are you talking about blo-pops?

Speaking of going down...Blow is just an ex<x>pression, stop blowing!<br />
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Can you imagine some cool wantabe sniffing "Blow" for the first and most liky last time. HA.

Please. No coments about going down in the chimney

like most two faced men Santa was happy to be getting some ,but he was thinking "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe."<br />
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What do you call Santa's helpers?<br />
Subordinate Clauses.