Marriage--joke40 years of marriage...
A married couple in their mid-60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two penthouse suite tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a
moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 95 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female..